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PostSubject: English jokes....نكت إنجليزية..   Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:03 pm


English jokes....نكت إنجليزية..

There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains,
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.

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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”

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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.

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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said
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PostSubject: Re: English jokes....نكت إنجليزية..   Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:18 pm

very very nice

thanks Anwar !!

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PostSubject: Re: English jokes....نكت إنجليزية..   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:06 pm

nice joke
i like it
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